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Total Medals Earned: 4,074 (From 867 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 76,590 Points

The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 4/12 (50/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 14/16 (405/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 6/10 (135/200 points)

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Children of Brinn

Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/40 points)

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THE COLOUR GAME

Medals Earned: 4/11 (45/385 points)

Literate 5 Points

Press the colour you read

Observation 5 Points

Press the colour you see

Monchromatic Novice 10 Points

Score over 1000

Compentent Analogous 25 Points

Score over 2000

App Store Addict 5 Points

Click to download the app

Garish Addict 10 Points

Play 5 games in a row

Gaudy Addict 25 Points

Play 10 games in a row

Proficient Analogous 50 Points

Score over 3000

Vibrant Addict 50 Points

Play 25 games in a row

Electric Addict 100 Points

Play 50 games in a row

Triadic Expert 100 Points

Score over 4000

The Comet's Calling

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)

no chokes today 5 Points

Didn't choke on a single item during a run

barely escaped 5 Points

Beat the game... Sorta...

extra chokes today 10 Points

Choked far too many times on a single run

megadeath 10 Points

Lost far too many days in a row on one mission

stunning performance 10 Points

Got stunned far too many times in a single run

cutting it close 25 Points

Beat the game with perfect mastery of time

making memories 25 Points

Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto

perfect run 25 Points

Beat the game without losing a day.

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The Garden

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/25 points)

Alarm Clock 5 Points

Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...

Enter Weird Dream 5 Points

It's colorful, at least.

Let Them Eat Cake 5 Points

I think it was tasty?

The Cake is Terrible 5 Points

Or maybe it has terrible taste.

Too Many Signs 5 Points

They're not helping...

The Gatekeeper

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Game Completed 25 Points

Complete the game