Total Medals Earned: 4,068 (From 864 different games.) Total Medal Score: 76,560 Points
Medals Earned: 14/16 (405/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 6/10 (135/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Unlock Parn
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (45/385 points)
Press the colour you read
Press the colour you see
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Click to download the app
Play 5 games in a row
Play 10 games in a row
Score over 3000
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 4000
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You managed to escape
Medals Earned: 6/6 (285/285 points)
Finish the first chapter
Finish chapter 2
Finish the third chapter
(In chapter 4) Talk to the old man one more time, before you leave forever.
Find all evil things near the Wizard
Finish the game