Total Medals Earned: 4,048 (From 861 different games.) Total Medal Score: 76,385 Points
Medals Earned: 12/21 (205/500 points)
Finders keepers
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
You done got guillotined! To death!
You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/210 points)
Out with the old. In with the new
Find 5 hidden Virgo symbols
Funny messages on the walls
Find 1 hidden virgo symbol
Teach that pervert a lesson!
Find 25 hidden Virgo symbols
Find 40 hidden Virgo symbols
Learn how to pick locks
Intentionally damaging property
Creative use of a wall
Find all 60 hidden Virgo symbols
It took you how many tries?
Just a sadistic little devil!
Nobody is allowed in the bathroom
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
KIll the chef
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/125 points)
Beat level 10
Beat level 20
Get 30 stars
Get 60 stars
Beat level 30
Get 90 stars
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
